June 2012
4 tags
TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE WASTED TO SEE TWILIGHT WIN...
Reblog this if you'd care if I wasn't alive...
everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
Some girl asked for my number at the Walk for...
I was weirded out by the fact her and her friends kept staring at me on the train.
megagirl:
it’s spherical
SPHERICAL
killself:
you know you’re on ur period when you’re showering and you see sharks in the bathtub
ahahahahahahahhahahaha
Watchtheballadofjohnand-yolo:
do-you-have-a-flag:
the best part of the entire franchise
literally my favorite part of the eNTIRE MOVIE
NO NO NO. This is good but nothing beats
teacher: you will be assorted into groups
me: oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
Watchxxchristinacxx:
sportsnetny:
“IT HAS HAPPENED!” - Gary Cohen
LOL AT THE GUY IN THE CARTER JERSEY. SO WORTH WHAT HE DID
sexforyourstereo:
I would have killed to be in Citi Field tonight
apparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child
